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Thursday, December 27, 2007

Public Service Annnouncement: Taco Bell, Diarrhea and a Happy New Year!

Never, ever, ever eat Taco Bell 1/2 lb. burritos unless you like the process resulting in the following:

Those burritos might seem like a good value and they might even taste good, but you must always consider the consequences of eating taco bell for the first time in a while: liquid poo. heartburn, indigestion, and an unsettling food coma.
If you do enjoy 1/2 lb burritos, don't go to a 3rd world country, you might be the cause of a TB or malaria outbreak. just sayin'.

make sure to flush regardless, and have a happy new year!

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Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Hey Guys

sorry i haven't been able to post in a LONG time (i know you're so desperate), but life has been as busy as african killer ants eating an elephant.

...

They DO. well, maybe smaller things, like zebras and human beings. It's pretty intense because they're all full of enthuiasm and zeal in terms of finding a target and taking it down. I read in wikipedia that this feeding frenzy is a seasonal thing, and so it reminded me of...


black friday shoppers. it's hilarious how people are always late to things that matter (meetings, classes, DPMs and Large Groups, Church, birthdays, et. al.) but will be ridiculously early to wait outside and lose fingers to frostbite just for a moderate discount on things they don't even need.

I've been meaning to discuss wendy's dollar menu and potatoes since the beginning off the semester, but have not been able to photodocument in a while. I'll do that sometime during studying this week...so come back. please...PLEASE.

anyways, check out these little buggers while i eat potatoes. ill get back atcha.

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

The lowdown on Ketchup


A photographed moment of the "essence" of ketchup, just in case you missed the blatantly obvious title...


Ketchup, or Catsup, is a condiment made with ripened tomatoes.

That's simple enough, right?
...
not really. this is why i'm spending precious time blogging about a vastly misunderstood condiment instead of studying for my physics midterm. but enough about me, you care about what i have to say about ketchup. right?

Ketchup started out as a general term for sauce typically made of mushrooms or fish brine with herbs and spices. The Malaysians termed it as fish sauce, where elsewhere in eastern asia ketchup was understood to be a tomato sauce. origins of the word are rumored to be chinese in origin, where dialects and pronunciations are very close to ketchup when saying "tomato sauce" in the language.

The term first appeared in western colture in english literature and cookbooks, and the early colonial americans had it as a recipe several cookbooks.

The tomato ketchup as we know it today did not really make an appearance in the western world until America went crazy for tomatoes in the early 19th century, and a traveling salesman named Jonas Yerks popularized ketchup. Somehow.

When the FDA got on the case of ketchup perservation by sodium benzoate and its manufacture in the early 20th century, the Heinz company tinkered and created the sauce as we know it today, a balanced condiment that stimulates all 5 types of taste buds.

Ketchup is a soft solid often used for fries, hamburgers, sandwiches and grilled or fried meat. Ketchup with mayo forms the base of thousand island dressing and fry sauce. Ketchup is also typically used as a base for barbeque sauce, especially in the southern US.

Americans identify with it so much that it has been involved in it's share of controversy in American politics. In 1981 congress tried to issue new standards for school dining programs, attempting to identify Ketchup as a vegetable. Fortunately, that turned out for the best. Remember John Kerry? people made a huge deal about him being tied to heinz ketchup because of his wife, leading some Republicans to create a different brand of ketchup to spite his campaign. Needless to say, that fortunately didn't work out either. (the alternative brand of ketchup , not Kerry's campaign. I'll try and keep political opinion out of it.)

Let's get into the meat of this blog though...

A school of thought maintains that ketchup has a tendency to overwhelm the palate and detract from the overall character of the food you eat, with it's ketchup flavor too overbearing. Not too mention that many food items are well or over-salted and wouldn't require ketchup in that respect. Remember the hot dog people? they belong to this group of people i call the "absolute taste purists" (refer to my post about hot dog etiquitte).

Another school of thought maintains their ideology in one quick statement about ketchup: "put it on if you like it". These people are called "everyone else/the majority of the people in the freakin' midwest".

But yes, just giving you some quick background on ketchup so that you can talk to people about this hot topic that is so darn relevant to your (schmoozing) life. who knows, you might just impress someone with this knowledge. (I mean, when there is nothing else to talk about, of course.)

Saturday, October 6, 2007

Dish of the Day: BiBimBap

Lately i've been really enjoying eating Korean food, just because there are many places on campus to get some and it's so delish (just watched some rachel ray today). there are many aspects to a Korean dish, and you couldn't explain it better than BiBimBap.

BiBimBap is a rice bowl dish that has bulgogi beef, bean sprouts, vegetables, a runny egg piled on top of sticky rice, with lots of korean sweet-hot sauce (optional). served with kimchee and other assorted small dishes, as well as a spoon and chopsticks (metal ones at the nice restaurants)

One of the more well-known Korean dishes in the US, this is a very good all-round culinary experience for people new to the cuisine to sample a little bit of everything.

To begin with, the dish is served with kimchee, which is a loose term for korean-style pickled vegetables and usually lots of spice and garlic. A staple of the korean diet, it adds a bit of spice and kills bacteria. it leaves a good taste in your mouth afterwards (though its takes some getting used to. I knew a kid in elementary school who ate kimchee on rice in his thermos for 5 straight years, so i got accustomed to the smell, which is very brine-y). The vegetables are almost always freshly cooked and are well prepared, as well as there being a good sampling of korean barbequed meat (bugolgi, marinated and grilled goodness, in this instance). overall, I enjoy the sweet, spicy, fresh taste. Dol-Sot BiBimBap, a popular regional version of the dish, utilizes a stone bowl, which is heated and keeps the dish hot for as long as you eat it, which is uncommon for any other dish you might know of and just makes your day a little better.

I encourage you guys to give it a try, it's good food and part of a healthy and kimchee-happy diet.

Mixed Dol-sot BiBimBap, eaten 10/6/07

next time, i shall delve further into my ongoing discourse on the Wendy's eating experience, the dish to be examined: The Sour cream and Chive baked potato.

stay tuned, my only reader.

Tuesday, October 2, 2007

Cooking with dave: Haggis?

it's always interesting to see new kinds of food and such, but every now and then there's something that comes by and blows your mind away.
I stumbled on Dave, a scottish vegetarian that enjoys hunting wild haggis and sticking them in geoorge foreman grills.

(of course you could look up what haggis is on wikiedia, but why not just blindly believe in this funny video?)
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yub yub, kids.



Tuesday, September 11, 2007

The rice porridge experience

when you hear the word "porridge", you might think about the little red riding hood and how she ate bear porridge, complaining if it was too hot or cold. you might think about oatmeal, grits or some unspectacular looking bowl of goop served lukewarm.

or, if you are Chinese or are familiar with the cuisine, you will without fault think "rice".
rice porridge is quite the popular thing in south and southeast China and other Asian nations because of many reasons:

1. Rice is the main carbohydrate in the region
2. Rice is the main carbohydrate in the region
3. Rice is the main carbohydrate in the region


If you haven't understood the redundancy that has been presented to you, consider that in south-chinese cuisine relies heavily on rice in it's recipes: glutinous sticky rice for dim-sum dishes, rice flour for sweet rice cake desserts, rice noodles, rice water for the sick, etc.

Fun fact: The early construction of the Great wall of China utilized a mortar of lime and glutinous rice mash to keep the stones secure. as the years went by and famines came and went, rice was substituted for a more typical (and non-edible) mix of cement wit hthe advent of brick use in certain portions of wall.

Speaking of the sick, rice porridge was the main food of choice for the infirm and the old/toothless, as the porridge was mild and palatable, had a high water content and would go down well. It was also eaten extensively by the poor population of the region, as rice could expand to almost 3 times it's non-cooked form and fill the stomach faster, thereby saving the amount of rice eaten per person and conserving precious rice (rice was/is very valuable).

It can be garnished with pickled vegetables, spice, hot sauce, meat, fresh and steamed vegetables, green onions, a1 steak sauce, thai peanut sauce, soy sauce, MSG sauce, etc. etc. and is nominally reserved for breakfast.

When cooking, make sure to keep the ratio of rice to water at about 1 cup of rice to 6 cups of water. It is a good idea to keep a close eye on the pot/rice cooker, was the water will begin to flow over as the rice expands. if you're not careful, you'll have sticky rice water embedded in your carpeted dorm room, eventually hardening over time and petrifying any unknowing insect that wades into it.

it happened to me. don't let it happen to you.


Eaten for breakfast, lunch and dinner, May 21
, 2007 (wisdom teeth removed)

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Term of the Day: Culinary Receptacle

Culinary Receptacle
Noun
Definition:
1. An individual(s) belonging to a collective group(s) of individuals that nominally undertake the role of eating the leftovers, or the undesired portions, of the other group members food.

2. An individual that is wiling to eat food items that exist in adverse conditions.

In terms of human interactions and food, this term can be used synonymously or in conjunction with: Moocher, Meal Eraser, The human doggie bag, The finisher, The janitor, etc.

Case example of a culinary receptacle
in popular entertainment.

I'm sure you've met these kinds of people before, and maybe your group of friends has a guy or gal who's willing to "Man up" to the challenge of taking care of the leftovers... in his/her enzyme-rich digestive tract. This description of individuals usually addresses the insatiable desire and pride of the person to eat various things that he/she happens across, and can range from things that have fallen on the floor, leftovers, mooching someones food, and so on. You can count on them to eat indiscriminately and practice aspects of true food equality. In context, it can be used in a negative connotation or as a joke at the Moocher's expense.

Examples:

Person 1: You gonna eat that?
Person 2: It's a week-old donut that's been on the floor.
Person 1:...So?
Person 2: Take it man. You're such a culinary receptacle.

"My mom keeps putting food onto my plate and expects me to finish up everything. It's like I'm her personal culinary receptacle. "


...for lack of a better visual example.

Thursday, August 16, 2007

Dish of the Day: Phở

Phở at a Vietnamese restaurant in Chicago

(Lunch, 7/21/07)

Phở (pronounced fuh) is a Vietnamese noodle soup dish. Typically, it is composed of rice noodles in clear beef broth, and can typically have thin beef slices, tendon, tripe (intestinal lining), chicken leg, green onions and miscellaneous herbs (basil, mint, etc.). almost always served with a lemon slice and fresh bean sprouts, as well as chili peppers and spicy sauces. While Phở varies depending on the region it is served in, restaurants and stands in the United States usually serve their Phở in the Southern Vietnamese style, which utilizes many herbs and bean sprouts.

Historically, Phở is reputed to have origins from a combination of Chinese and French cuisine. China has always had a great impact on it’s neighboring countries, and the use of spices and herbs in Phở is very reminiscent of Chinese cuisine. The Vietnamese also adapted to their French rulers, where beef stew dishes are common in the cuisine, when they were in control of Vietnam. When the French were defeated and forced to leave, many North Vietnamese refugees came to South Vietnam and introduced it in the 60's. The proliferation of south vietnamese to the United States, Australia, Canada and other parts of the world in this period also brought with it the cuisine, of which Phở was then a prominent and popular dish.

Being a big fan of Udon and various soupy noodle dishes, Phở is one of my favorites, having good value and being very filling as well as being relatively good for your health, while not sacrificing it’s flavor. It can be eaten for breakfast, lunch and dinner. It’s a relative unknown in the midwest, due to the generally small Vietnamese population, although there are typically restaurants and stands in every major urban area in the country, as well as in Canada and Australia. There are numerous Vietnamese stands and eateries in California, where immigrants from Southeast Asia usually come in.


Monday, August 13, 2007

Rachel Ray, Androids and why America needs both.

Rachel Ray is a fairly visible figure in American popular culture. She’s done the rounds on the food network, has two shows, a syndicated lifestyle-talk program, a magazine, cookbooks and an Emmy award. Oprah friggin’ loves her. She has no formal culinary training, but has been bitten by a snake whose venom has frozen her facial muscles into a perpetual smile and never stops talking about EVOO (Extravirginoliveoil teeheehee!), which is why she’s the most visible figures in the culinary TV world. She’s on Nabisco cracker boxes, has a wax statue that doesn’t smile nearly as much as she does, and will endorse everything from burger king to dunkin’ donuts. It doesn’t seem like she ever ages, and she doesn’t seem to have any other emotional programming outside of “perky”. In other words, she’s the most psychotic and well-known androids of all time, beating out the only other successful android in entertainment, Data from Star Trek.



































Which one is the android? Are you absolutely sure? Really? REALLY?!

The only good explanation in regards to her personality is that she’s of Italian (Sicilian) descent AND from New York, which essentially means you can’t stop her from talking expressively about anything unless you run her over with a ford F-350, whereupon she might start endorsing Ford trucks that that lug over two tons of dead weight and has more torque than any other vehicle in it’s class.

To tell the truth, I had never thought too much about Rachel Ray, had not watched her shows or anything until she appeared in FHM men’s magazine, which I, um, stumbled upon while looking for the Home Gardening magazines at the mag rack. That being said, I started paying attention to her cooking channels on the Food network a little more.

People are very polarized about her cooking style, which doesn’t utilize measuring instruments, requiring you to “eyeball it”. Her recipes supposedly take 30 minutes or less to prepare, and she uses an excessive amount of catchphrases, like "yum-o," "so delish," "G.B." (garbage bowl), "Oh my gravy!", "stoup", and "how good is THAT?".

She is criticized because she has no formal chefs education and doesn’t seem to take cooking seriously, as well as being so consistently enthusiastic about everything that she’s been called a bobblehead by her culinary peers, of which I readily agree.

As much as I could criticize her for being the most pumped android on TV, she definitely is what America needs today. She has contributed to increasing the visibility of cooking in the “eat-out” culture that has often seen as a contributor to American health issues(Eg: Chipotle's huge burritos, fast food, Old country Buffet) . Whether or not people like her, they still pay attention to her and her cooking demos, which is much more than you can expect from renowned TV chefs like Billy Flay.

In conclusion, I would not watch her too much for fear of going crazy and losing my sanity. I appreciate her contributions, but like all things, you can absolutely have your fill of Rachel Ray.

Don't be fooled, guys. She's still a robot.

Friday, August 10, 2007

My Chili Testimony

Today I reminisce of the “Wendy’s Chili” days. This is the entirety of the second semester of my freshman year at the University, where the dorm food in my residence hall was regarded as being prepared by “Culinary school mistakes” and a lunch lady with a Jamaican accent and a floppy white hat. Thankfully, we were offered different meal plans, and I opted to get 200 entrée dollars to spend at select venues outside of the dining hall, mercifully requiring me to eat less meals at the quad. What did I do with that extra freedom, you probably aren’t asking? Unfortunately there were not too many options for me. The Magic Wok? Breaded chicken and sinewey beef + msg-spiked “special sauce”? hell no. I’ve never seen them use woks there either. Panda express? Too far away and overly frequented by a glut of asians and engineering school kids (often a combination of both). Amer’s Deli and custom sandwich places? Good stuff, but so expensive that I would be out of money halfway through the semester. I needed a meal with value and close proximity to my classes, not overly unhealthy and welcoming during the winter months.

The only recourse for lunch was Wendy’s. I had 3 classes at a building distant from anywhere. Mealtime was always after my studio class, and the only place close was the Wendy’s in the student union across the street. The only good thing there was often in the value menu. The Chili (and jr. bacon cheese burgers and potatoes. Sometimes.) was probably my main source of sustenance during that period. Not only was it good, it was one dollar and, supplemented with a burger or potato, would keep me warm for the long winter walks back to the dorm and provided a mild food coma needed for my power nap before heading back to the same building for another studio. It was lighter than a burger and didn’t hamper my general feeling of health and gave me a good amount of energy to use through the day. Not only did I eat and feel well (enough) during school, finals, and those long hours spent at studio the night before the deadline, I had saved a sizeable amount of entrée bucks for next year. That and the people at register are very friendly and don’t wear floppy white hats. I feel slightly better knowing that even culinary school mistakes can’t screw up the food at Wendy’s because the food is industrially made and just need to be warmed up.



A small chili at wendy's costs 99 cents,
and was the best choice for me
as lunch for just about the entire winter semester.


I had not thought much of Chili previous to the experience, thinking it too salty and gas-inducing, although now I really appreciate that it much more for it's values. It's in the enviable position of being a very versatile dish, serving either as a side, a topping or a full-blown meal, is easily customizable by the addition and subtraction of many different food items, can be adapted to a very palatable vegetarian edition, comes in a range of spices and spice levels, is available to people of every demographic, provides a filling and "satisfied effect", and appeals to people of all demographics and value systems in the United states, even vegans. The only part of the american population that cannot enjoy this food are people with hypertension and those wary of relatively high-sodium items.
Nothing like chili and some carbs to
get you through the day.
(eaten 4/30/07)




Tuesday, August 7, 2007

Being a bit of a research oriented personality due to the glut of free time in the summer, I have been looking into expanding my knowledge.... through the internet (academically, as it were). Stemming from the previous post on Americas forgotten sausage, I decided to look up hot dogs in between my other "research" on brunette actresses in hollywood and Gestalt Psychology. Evidently, Hot Dogs, though forgotten and tossed off my many as a "kids food", have a following of Hot Doggers in the American Subculture, affectionately known as the "National Hot Dog and Sausage Council"(NHDSC). Before I make any more embarrasing innuendos involving sausage online, I shall post some notable examples of Hot Dog Etiquette as provided by the illustrious NHDSC.

Since we're there, let's make a foray into explaining why hot dogs are synonymous with American cuisine. The main reason is that these cute little sausage-sandwiches represent the American lifestyle in many, many facets, positively and negatively.

Don't...
Put hot dog toppings between the hot dog and the bun. Always "dress the dog," not the bun.

Condiments should be applied in the following order: wet condiments like mustard and chili are applied first, followed by chunky condiments like relish, onions and sauerkraut, followed by shredded cheese, followed by spices, like celery salt or pepper.

Do...
Eat hot dogs on buns with your hands. Utensils should not touch hot dogs on buns.

Hot dogs "keep it real" (X_x). I say this because the generic American is very direct, preferring simple and honest conversation and relationships, and don't allow things to get elaborate and complicated. Hot dogs mirror this way of life as a popular American food; a simple sandwich at it's essence with no utensils separating it from proximity from the consumer.

Don't...
Take more than five bites to finish a hot dog. For foot-long wiener, seven bites are acceptable.

American's really don't like to wait, and so it is that hot dogs are small enough to eat in the space of a few bites. No nibbling, just get to the point.

Don't...
Leave bits of bun on your plate. Eat it all.

Of any long-standing world-encompassing value, we Americans embrace the saying "finish what you start" and "don't bite off more than you can chew". American Military personnel don't leave their fallen behind, and America lost the war in Vietnam (and eventually will lose their influence in Iraq) because they bit off too much. The general public, evidently forgetting about their hot dog etiquette, is unwilling to do what it takes to accomplish America's vision for an Independent and democratic Iraq.

Do...
Condiments remaining on the fingers after eating a hot dog should be licked away, not washed.

Accountability is the popular term with American politicians, who set up countless commissions and investigations to see who's really at fault (e.g. The Darfur Genocides, the World Trade Center, the US-led investigation of war crimes and prisoner torture in Iraq and Guantanamo Bay). Americans reflect this in their eating mannerisms too, with a lot of people I know licking their fingers after eating finger foods or hand-held foods like their hot dogs, being true patriots by being accountable for their messy condiments.

Don't...
Send a thank you note following a hot dog barbecue. It would not be in keeping with the unpretentious nature of hot dogs.

We thank each other for telling the whole, unadulterated truth and getting to the point with a good time and an honest setting to converse. American society as a whole can be seen as a hot dog barbecue, where everything is out in the open and we enjoy the right to pursue our happiness. America values truth, clearing the air, getting out in the open. That's what the American justice system is purported to enforce, maybe with the exception of over/underpaid lawyers and endless paper trails.

Don't...
Bring wine to a hot dog barbecue. Beer, soda, lemonade and iced tea are preferable.

Remember when we hated the french so much when they opposed the war in Iraq? we called french fries freedom fries(unrelated in every single way imaginable. they even eat their "chips" with mayo instead of ketchup). We poured wine into the gutters, and espoused great pride in our country. Beer is the American drink of choice, brewed by the founding fathers and boldly unceremonious and free of frills. Wine is not as popular as Beer in the United states because the vast majority of people, the blue collar and middle class people, rarely have occasions in which to drink their wine, preferring informal settings (like a barbeque) where they can be themselves, not attatched to any formalities other than common sense (most of the time).

source:
http://www.hot-dog.org/hotdogetiquette.html


I don't know if you're absolutely convinced of any relationship between hot dogs and American cultural values, but hey, you really are what you eat. be a patriot dog!

Monday, August 6, 2007

"Taco, Burrito?" "No, no, Hot Dawg-o"

The classic "chicago style" hot dog (Lincoln Park, Chicago Il. 7/20/07). Replete with tomatoes, jalapeno peppers, pickle quarters, onions and warm sauerkraut on a mustard smothered vienna beef frank, it redefines the laymans impression of the hot dog.


Of all the things that Germans have done, we can thank them above all for knowing how to use their meat. Germany, Poland and other central European countries are well known for the contemporary sausage, which is basically ground animal meat and assorted spices in an edible casing. Sausages are made of edible and tasty meat that would not usually be considered for eating alone… unless you’re East Asian. For example, I was eating some tasty pork the other day, but I had a gag-reflex when my parents mentioned that it was pig rump (Porkazz).

Sausages supposedly originated from Sumerians in the B.C.’s, and the Greeks loved sausage so much that Epicharmus, a noted comedic writer, had a play named The Sausage. There are so many dirty jokes that I could make here about the Greeks and sausage, but I will refrain. From Greek and Roman societies, the tubular delight found acclaim all over modern-day Europe, with many specialties and a love for sausages with sausage festivals popping up around the continent since the time of Emperor Nero. Hehehe, so many immature jokes to refrain from saying.

Sausages have been called “dogs”, believed to have come from accusations that dog meat was being included in sausages in the 19th century.

And now, Hot Dogs. A quick history is taken from wikipedia, which explains it’s social history relating to America well enough.

“The city of Vienna traces the lineage of the hot dog to the wienerwurst or Viennese sausage, the city of Frankfurt to the frankfurter wurst, which it claims was invented in the 1480s; the hot dog has also been attributed to Johann Georghehner, a 17th century butcher from the Bavarian city of Coburg who is said to have invented the "dachshund" or "little-dog" sausage and brought it to Frankfurt.[1]

Around 1870 on Coney Island, a German immigrant named Charles Feltman began selling sausages in rolls.[2][3][4]

The association between hot dogs and baseball may have began as early as 1893 with Chris von der Ahe, a German immigrant who owned not only the St. Louis Browns, but also an amusement park, beer garden and brewery near Sportsman's Park, where he sold his beer.[7]

Hot dogs differ from other sausages because they are relatively small sausages and are composed mainly of beef and pork without spices. The modern day hot dog is generally had with a bun and a variety of condiments, vastly differing by region. Common condiments are mustard, relish, chili, ketchup, onions, etc.

Hot Dogs have received unfair criticisms over the years for many reasons. The common perception is that Hot dogs are a mystery meat, with origins unknown. It’s made from perfectly normal beef and pork parts. It’s no porterhouse, but it still has the same nutritional value. People will balk at eating hot dogs when they realize that some hot dog skins are made from animal intestines (except for Cantonese-Chinese people, well known for their amazing dim-sum intestine dishes, like cow tripe), although it’s very small amounts and not bad at all.

Many Americans have not had good experiences eating hot dogs, eating them at gas stations or 7-11s on the road or in a hurry, eating Gordon Food Service hot dogs in elementary school, boiling them instead of grilling them, eating them with crappy, processed buns, being incapable of determining the right combination of toppings. If you’ve eaten a kosher hot dog, you’ve had a bad experience. Meat quality is questionable at times, to top it off.

The only way to experience a good hot dog is to eat it at a local stand or restaurant that is known for it’s hot dogs. It has to be authentic and not just a hunger filler. When talking about Hot Dogs you have to acknowledge that there is no comprehensive “right” way to eat Hot Dogs. Below are a few general(ly) correct/incorrect observations I have made.

In the midwest, if they serve Vienna Beef hot dogs, you’re in the right place.

If they have you put your own condiments on the hot dog, you’re in the wrong place, with a few exceptions. Many people can’t cognitively decide what to wear in the morning, and the same usually applies with hot dog condiments.

Truthfully, the truth is in the condiments: a good combination of flavors and textures are necessary to augment and elevate the eating experience. Areas with a hot dog history have their own preferences and combinations of condiments, as evidenced on this page of Regional Hot Dog Variants (God bless you, Wikipedia). Read the part about the French version and try not to think about sexual innuendo. I dare you.

Interesting Tidbits:

-American Hot Dogs are made small enough so that kids can eat it, though ironically enough, the hot dog is big enough to perfectly lodge in a 6 year-olds throat and choke him/her effectively.

-Mickey Mouse’s first spoken words were "Hot Dogs!"

-A Filipino Basketball Assosciation team used to be named the “Purefoods Tender Juicy Hotdogs” before changing their name to the “Purefoods Tender Juicy Giants” (They are owned by purefoods, naturally)

- The longest hot dog created was 60m (196.85 ft), and rested within a 60.3m bun. A Japanese meat supplier made it for the all-japan association’s 50th anniversary in 2006.

- On July 22, 2007, Japanese competitive eater Takeru Kobayashi seriously injured his jaw eating hot dogs during training. He stated that he could only open his jaw about the width of a fingertip.

Kobayashi is crazy retarded, but well fed.



Wednesday, August 1, 2007

I pulled this from www.colorlovers.com, worth a read!

Color Guide to Staying Healthy and Eating Right


According to nutritionists, naturally color-vibrant foods serve an important role in keeping you healthy and even reducing cancer risks. Antioxidants and phytochemicals, which are found in fruits in vegetables, have been noted to significantly reduce cancer risks. Beta carotine and lycopene can help protect cells from damage.

The American Cancer Society still warns that there is no single substance or food that will ward off illness, but the latest preventative answer seems to be in five servings of fruits and vegetables each day.

All the science talk can be intimidating… so we’ve created a visual guide to help show you which fruits and vegetables are part of a colorful, healthy diet.

Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Dish of the Day: Okonomiyaki

Okonomiyaki (Pronounced: Oh Cone Oh Mi Yocky ^_-)

A pan-fried Japanese dish consisting of a batter cake with assorted vegtables, meat and toppings cooked into it. Widely considered by Americans to be the Japanese equivalent of pizza, Japanese people will politely rip your guts out in insisting that it's NOT like pizza.

Okonomi means "what you like" or "what you want", and yaki means "grilled" or "cooked".

Since I do watch some anime on the side, I found out about Okonomiyaki by watching Ranma 1/2, which consists of a transgender guy/gal that is constantly being chased by men and women, including a girl with a giant spatula who seeks revenge on him because her family's Okonomiyaki cart was stolen by the guys father.

You won't find a okonomiyaki chef with that
big of a spatula. Or extravagantly puffy hair. Or eyes that big.
Probably with a bigger nose. Maybe three-dimensional, too, im sure that helps.


That being said, Okonomiyaki is much better than the Anime series, which revolves around gender change and being in awkward situations.

A fairly simple dish to make, you just might like it. I've never had it before, but the creator of this recipe has stated "OH GOD MY TASTEBUDS!" when thinking about eating it. I mean, when you're that enthusiastic about a recipe, you know it's good. Or bad.

Don't be afraid to try something new!

Monday, July 30, 2007

Know your Food

I was perusing Core77, the ID site, and this attracted my attention, such that I copied and pasted the mini-article here. It's something to think about.

Posted by: Xanthe Matychak on Monday, July 30 2007

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Some of our favorite products to consume are the products that we put in to our mouths--food! Yet, like much of the stuff that we consume, we don't really know where it's been. Worldwatch Institute has a neat little piece that tells us how to keep it real when it comes to good eats.

Here's a taste:

Eating local keeps money in the local economy, helps preserve farmland, and usually means tastier food. In the midst of food safety crises, eating local also brings a certain peace of mind because the shopper can get much more information about what they are actually buying.

Learn more about the Slow Food movement here, how to track your Food Miles here, and the similarities between good food and smart design here.

Sunday, July 29, 2007

Breakfast and how America missed the point

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.

Of course you have heard that term before, and you would readily agree. Why is it, though, really?
Well, general opinion makes it out that eating early boosts your metabolism and the intake of nutrients will add more energy to your mornings, which would translate into your day being hunky dory. not to mention that the majority of the energy you spend during the day is derived from the steady energy release as breakfast digests, being supplemented by lunch and dinner to keep your machine running.

Those statements are true to an extent, but you must really be wary about eating breakfast because America sucks. at. Breakfast.

Back in the early days of America, people tended to eat fairly well and were generally healthy people. The prototypical American farmer back in the late 18th century had a good rhythm to his life, waking up at the butt crack of dawn and sitting down to a solid breakfast, usually consisting of a whole grain/cereal dish (bread, hot oats, etc.), eggs freshly picked form the coop, and beer, milk or coffee (Before light beer and industrrial bottling, America drank it homebrewed to supplement most every meal, due to it's high nutritional value and low alcohol content + qualities as a preservative). Meat was valued as a source of protein, though it was rather rare on most breakfast plates because their livestock were more useful in most respects, either for milk or eggs. Pigs however, got the shaft. Bacon, Ham and all that good stuff did make it to breakfast, but rarely.

Many things change, and so should the diet. Somehow, it got to the point where industry, deadlines, College and processed food destroyed the balanced breakfast. Everyone is guilty. EVERYONE. There is no time or rythm in the morning, when everyone is in a rush to beat traffic, get to work, school, etc. All this often results in a bowl of sugary cereal, fast cooked bacon, Starbucks frappucino's with whipped cream sprinkled with cinnamon and caramel and packaged breakfast bars.

I remember I fell asleep at work after
eating this single slice of nutella bread.
Breakfast, 6/28/07

Not that there is anything wrong with coffee, pig meat, cereal, or nutrigrain. However, our lives have changed, and our diets should have, too. The great, overwhelming majority of middle class Americans sit on their gluteus maximus all day, looking at their computer screens and reading weblogs and hoping that all the coffee with 5 nutrisweets and non-dairy creamer they drink will keep their metabolism boosted so they feel less guilty about eating thai food for lunch. The necessity of ham and bacon in the morning is nonexistent now because we don't move as much as people without technology used to. That fat and protein is useless for quick energy, and fixes itself to unwanted areas of your body. with all the pork and bacon available in this age of readily available processed meats also spoils the treat of having it in the morning, where it is now taken for granted and with a lot of grease.

The alternatives to complex carbohydrates suck, too.
Sugary cereal is processed and doesn't have the fiber or true nutrient properties to provide you with a healthy digestive tract, with all the simple sugars being used at once and burning you out before the day begins, and nutrigrain bars don't have nearly enough fiber to clean your digestive tract. a clean colon makes a clean man, after all.


A banana and my moms cranberry bran cakes,
along with the package of shoes I had to
send out that day.
Breakfast, 6/21/07

The simple fact is that breakfast is only effective if you eat A LOT of the RIGHT THINGS when you can SIT DOWN and EAT IT, not inhale it and then run out the door.

What should you eat? What is necessary. Complex carbohydrates for consistent energy all day,
Milk and yogurt for nutrient value and some protein and easily metabolized fat, eggs for cholesterol that are precursors to the hormones that regulate your body, and some fruit. make sure to eat it at a good pace, and not gobble it down.

I would say that you could drink beer, but since light beers have wiped out everything on the american landscape and people are less responsible and drive death-buckets on wheels, it's probably not a good idea.

The glaring exception of the cinnabons aside,
this was a good breakfast, along with good company.
Breakfast, 5/1/07

Thursday, July 26, 2007

It ain't about where you from, it's where you at: KFC

There are many aspects of life that binds people from different backgrounds and mindsets together in this modern world, and there are two that I can think of off the top of my head: modern plumbing and Chicken.

I'm at lunch eating some leftover chicken, and I realized that I eat chicken just about every day. You might be suprised (or not) that chicken is the choice of meat for people of every culture and ideology, but have you ever wondered why? What is it about chicken that appeals to Caucasians, African Americans, Asians/Pacific Islanders and Others? How does this affect me in any way?

These are big questions, but let's talk about me.

I do enjoy chicken because it's relatively cheap meat, it can be cooked in so many tasty methods and goes hand and hand with anything you pair with it, it doesn't get stuck between my teeth nearly as much as beef and pork, it's satisfying without stuffing, and there is no doubt that the ONLY good thing they serve in ANY cafeteria ANYWHERE in the world are chicken nuggets and chicken tenders. And cereal. No way you can screw that up.

People have eaten chicken since the dawn of time, the first mention going to the Chinese in 1400BC, and the Babylonians liked it so much that they carved it into their palace walls in 600BC. They were popular in Europe in the middle ages, prized for their mild, non-overbearing taste and neutral reaction in digestion, as opposed to the toadstools and magic mushrooms they also ate back in the day. The russian peasants "genocided" them for food when their government tried to take them when they collectivized the agricultural community, fearing that they would lose them to the dirty Kulaks.

After the African Americans lost their goat milk and yams when they were brought from Africa, they looked to chicken as a major part of their diet during the early years of their introduction into America, so much that they have inadvertently popularized KFC, a fried chicken fast food chain that was created by a white man that called himself the "Colonel" dressed in a stereotypical "southern gentleman" costume as a way of self-promotion. not to imply that i'm racist or anything of the sort: generalizations and common-sense make the world go round.
The Colonel: contributing to Obesity
and Heart disease issues of
the Urban poor population
since 1930.

In a roundabout way, Chicken has elevated itself beyond racial and social prejudices and is now a staple in the world diet. (You can eat white or dark meat, unity in every sense of the word) It's Kosher, it's not Haram, and every ethnic cuisine in the modern world has multiple chicken dishes. Chickens have been in the middle east for CENTURIES.

Just about everybody enjoys the chicken in some way other other, whether it's the meat, the feet, or the eggs. Except for the vegans. Don't get me started on vegans.

Some fun facts and biased opinions:
-Wikipedia says that in the "Traditional Jewish practice, a chicken is swung around the head and then slaughtered on the afternoon before Yom Kippur, the Day of Atonement, in a ritual called kapparos. The sacrifice of the chicken is to receive atonement, for the bird takes on all the person's sins in kapparos. The meat is then donated to the poor."
- There is a correlation between the population density of the urban poor and the number of Fried Chicken Restaurants in the area.
-Chicken is the reason why Chinese American food exists today and not just MSG syrup sauce, BBQ pork and bok choy.
-Some people say that African Americans are not motivated and lazy, but they ought to eat fried chicken at least 4 times a week before the snobs pass judgement.
-Chuck Norris retains his superhuman strength by eating hormone-injected chickens... raw.
-The only difference between Barry Bonds his rookie year and Barry Bonds now is Fried Chicken. And maybe a pill or two.

11 pieces of Deep-Fried Death for only $11 at Popeyes!
(eaten for lunch, july 22nd)

Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Here's something I thought I would never do...

Ever since the Xanga experience, i've made a point to stay away from Blogs, mostly because productivity is being wasted while whining about my unspectacular life and keeping my fingers crossed for eProps. However, my productivity level is at an all time low AND I have developed a sarcastic online personality that needs some air. Therefore...

This blog is dedicated to discussing many different topics, ranging from race, ethnicity, moral values, hot current events and health (among other things) through Food.

This idea came from the twisted minds of myself and Steven Chen at the Asian Intervarsity Chapter focus week up at Cedar campus, in the UP of Michigan.

The idea was to document everything we ate for an entire year (either through photography or written descriptions). I've been asked many times to describe why i was doing it, and to be sure, I had no clue. I was thinking of recording this idea into my portfolio for my Arch school app, but i decided that it was impractical to do so.

Being inclined to spend an inordinate time on the internet at work, I realized my passions in life ( Food and Ranting) could be combined here. So here I am, documenting my eating expereinces with pretty pictures and as much humor as I can possibly extract from my brain.

Tune in every now and then, it should be an edifying experience!

Yub Yub, kids.

-Kenny