Public Service Annnouncement: Taco Bell, Diarrhea and a Happy New Year!

Never, ever, ever eat Taco Bell 1/2 lb. burritos unless you like the process resulting in the following:

Those burritos might seem like a good value and they might even taste good, but you must always consider the consequences of eating taco bell for the first time in a while: liquid poo. heartburn, indigestion, and an unsettling food coma.
If you do enjoy 1/2 lb burritos, don't go to a 3rd world country, you might be the cause of a TB or malaria outbreak. just sayin'.

make sure to flush regardless, and have a happy new year!

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Hey Guys

sorry i haven't been able to post in a LONG time (i know you're so desperate), but life has been as busy as african killer ants eating an elephant.

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They DO. well, maybe smaller things, like zebras and human beings. It's pretty intense because they're all full of enthuiasm and zeal in terms of finding a target and taking it down. I read in wikipedia that this feeding frenzy is a seasonal thing, and so it reminded me of...


black friday shoppers. it's hilarious how people are always late to things that matter (meetings, classes, DPMs and Large Groups, Church, birthdays, et. al.) but will be ridiculously early to wait outside and lose fingers to frostbite just for a moderate discount on things they don't even need.

I've been meaning to discuss wendy's dollar menu and potatoes since the beginning off the semester, but have not been able to photodocument in a while. I'll do that sometime during studying this week...so come back. please...PLEASE.

anyways, check out these little buggers while i eat potatoes. ill get back atcha.

Amateur cooks on the internet

The lowdown on Ketchup

A photographed moment of the "essence" of ketchup, just in case you missed the blatantly obvious title...

Ketchup, or Catsup, is a condiment made with ripened tomatoes.

That's simple enough, right?
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not really. this is why i'm spending precious time blogging about a vastly misunderstood condiment instead of studying for my physics midterm. but enough about me, you care about what i have to say about ketchup. right?

Ketchup started out as a general term for sauce typically made of mushrooms or fish brine with herbs and spices. The Malaysians termed it as fish sauce, where elsewhere in eastern asia ketchup was understood to be a tomato sauce. origins of the word are rumored to be chinese in origin, where dialects and pronunciations are very close to ketchup when saying "tomato sauce" in the language.

The term first appeared in western colture in english literature and cookbooks, and the early colonial americans had it as a recipe several cookbooks.

The tomato ketchup as we know it today did not really make an appearance in the western world until America went crazy for tomatoes in the early 19th century, and a traveling salesman named Jonas Yerks popularized ketchup. Somehow.

When the FDA got on the case of ketchup perservation by sodium benzoate and its manufacture in the early 20th century, the Heinz company tinkered and created the sauce as we know it today, a balanced condiment that stimulates all 5 types of taste buds.

Ketchup is a soft solid often used for fries, hamburgers, sandwiches and grilled or fried meat. Ketchup with mayo forms the base of thousand island dressing and fry sauce. Ketchup is also typically used as a base for barbeque sauce, especially in the southern US.

Americans identify with it so much that it has been involved in it's share of controversy in American politics. In 1981 congress tried to issue new standards for school dining programs, attempting to identify Ketchup as a vegetable. Fortunately, that turned out for the best. Remember John Kerry? people made a huge deal about him being tied to heinz ketchup because of his wife, leading some Republicans to create a different brand of ketchup to spite his campaign. Needless to say, that fortunately didn't work out either. (the alternative brand of ketchup , not Kerry's campaign. I'll try and keep political opinion out of it.)

Let's get into the meat of this blog though...

A school of thought maintains that ketchup has a tendency to overwhelm the palate and detract from the overall character of the food you eat, with it's ketchup flavor too overbearing. Not too mention that many food items are well or over-salted and wouldn't require ketchup in that respect. Remember the hot dog people? they belong to this group of people i call the "absolute taste purists" (refer to my post about hot dog etiquitte).

Another school of thought maintains their ideology in one quick statement about ketchup: "put it on if you like it". These people are called "everyone else/the majority of the people in the freakin' midwest".

But yes, just giving you some quick background on ketchup so that you can talk to people about this hot topic that is so darn relevant to your (schmoozing) life. who knows, you might just impress someone with this knowledge. (I mean, when there is nothing else to talk about, of course.)

Dish of the Day: BiBimBap

Lately i've been really enjoying eating Korean food, just because there are many places on campus to get some and it's so delish (just watched some rachel ray today). there are many aspects to a Korean dish, and you couldn't explain it better than BiBimBap.

BiBimBap is a rice bowl dish that has bulgogi beef, bean sprouts, vegetables, a runny egg piled on top of sticky rice, with lots of korean sweet-hot sauce (optional). served with kimchee and other assorted small dishes, as well as a spoon and chopsticks (metal ones at the nice restaurants)

One of the more well-known Korean dishes in the US, this is a very good all-round culinary experience for people new to the cuisine to sample a little bit of everything.

To begin with, the dish is served with kimchee, which is a loose term for korean-style pickled vegetables and usually lots of spice and garlic. A staple of the korean diet, it adds a bit of spice and kills bacteria. it leaves a good taste in your mouth afterwards (though its takes some getting used to. I knew a kid in elementary school who ate kimchee on rice in his thermos for 5 straight years, so i got accustomed to the smell, which is very brine-y). The vegetables are almost always freshly cooked and are well prepared, as well as there being a good sampling of korean barbequed meat (bugolgi, marinated and grilled goodness, in this instance). overall, I enjoy the sweet, spicy, fresh taste. Dol-Sot BiBimBap, a popular regional version of the dish, utilizes a stone bowl, which is heated and keeps the dish hot for as long as you eat it, which is uncommon for any other dish you might know of and just makes your day a little better.

I encourage you guys to give it a try, it's good food and part of a healthy and kimchee-happy diet.

Mixed Dol-sot BiBimBap, eaten 10/6/07

next time, i shall delve further into my ongoing discourse on the Wendy's eating experience, the dish to be examined: The Sour cream and Chive baked potato.

stay tuned, my only reader.

Cooking with dave: Haggis?

it's always interesting to see new kinds of food and such, but every now and then there's something that comes by and blows your mind away.
I stumbled on Dave, a scottish vegetarian that enjoys hunting wild haggis and sticking them in geoorge foreman grills.

(of course you could look up what haggis is on wikiedia, but why not just blindly believe in this funny video?)
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yub yub, kids.

The rice porridge experience

when you hear the word "porridge", you might think about the little red riding hood and how she ate bear porridge, complaining if it was too hot or cold. you might think about oatmeal, grits or some unspectacular looking bowl of goop served lukewarm.

or, if you are Chinese or are familiar with the cuisine, you will without fault think "rice".
rice porridge is quite the popular thing in south and southeast China and other Asian nations because of many reasons:

1. Rice is the main carbohydrate in the region
2. Rice is the main carbohydrate in the region
3. Rice is the main carbohydrate in the region


If you haven't understood the redundancy that has been presented to you, consider that in south-chinese cuisine relies heavily on rice in it's recipes: glutinous sticky rice for dim-sum dishes, rice flour for sweet rice cake desserts, rice noodles, rice water for the sick, etc.

Fun fact: The early construction of the Great wall of China utilized a mortar of lime and glutinous rice mash to keep the stones secure. as the years went by and famines came and went, rice was substituted for a more typical (and non-edible) mix of cement wit hthe advent of brick use in certain portions of wall.

Speaking of the sick, rice porridge was the main food of choice for the infirm and the old/toothless, as the porridge was mild and palatable, had a high water content and would go down well. It was also eaten extensively by the poor population of the region, as rice could expand to almost 3 times it's non-cooked form and fill the stomach faster, thereby saving the amount of rice eaten per person and conserving precious rice (rice was/is very valuable).

It can be garnished with pickled vegetables, spice, hot sauce, meat, fresh and steamed vegetables, green onions, a1 steak sauce, thai peanut sauce, soy sauce, MSG sauce, etc. etc. and is nominally reserved for breakfast.

When cooking, make sure to keep the ratio of rice to water at about 1 cup of rice to 6 cups of water. It is a good idea to keep a close eye on the pot/rice cooker, was the water will begin to flow over as the rice expands. if you're not careful, you'll have sticky rice water embedded in your carpeted dorm room, eventually hardening over time and petrifying any unknowing insect that wades into it.

it happened to me. don't let it happen to you.

Eaten for breakfast, lunch and dinner, May 21

, 2007 (wisdom teeth removed)